When people I really care about mention for the first time that I’m one of their best friends
IS THAT A JUMPING PIECE OF JELLO WITH CHIBI EYES HOLY FLYING FUCK IT’S SO ADORABLE MAKE IT STOP
A “Sent” folder.
A notification when someone answers your ask.
So, what’s the story here? Is this child adopted? Did Haruka impregnant Michiru?
Lemme guess how…
Omg this chick on the treadmill is fucking strutting you get it girl hell yeah
Deleted scene from the critically acclaimed film, Gravity.
oh my god, you tried
I actually have this bird feeder. And the flippy one too.
7/10 for execution -2/10 for dismount
I’m at the gym taking a water break and Get Me Bodied just came on iM SO HYPED IM ABOUT LIFT LIKE 400 POUNDS DONT FUCK WITH ME OHHHHH
Swan Queen +
ForeplayFightsGod the sex is going to be earth shattering. This is fucking ridiculous.
The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best
"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"
"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."
he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself