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thefinnishprince:

corporateaccount:

walmarts:

corporateaccount:

hey

I peel bananas from the “correct” side which is unconventional and it makes me feel superior

i microwave my banananas for 999 minutes and burn my hands trying to peel them

wouldnt the banana like

explode

i don’t give a shit


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aphrodildo:

flirting w/ bae

aphrodildo:

flirting w/ bae


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sadurday:

oh man the best is when a dude is like "you’re not wife material." fucking good. i want to be totalitarian dictator material; blood sucking life ruiner material; fucking bulletproof immortal drug lord material. not your fucking wife you gross asshole. 


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rougeskies:

transkaidan:

do u ever have that one female character who u like that could literally beat u up and you’d say thanks

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(Source: bihonest)


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kid:

My Childhood.

(Source: nevillles)


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jamesandlilys:

captainkirkmccoy:

chaffeebicknell:

thebutterflysgrave:

am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me

am i lazy or horribly depressed: the sequel

does everyone hate me or am I just very insecure: the completion of the trilogy

have i momentarily forgotten something or am i genuinely losing my mind: the unexpected prequel


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runecestershire:

shakespeaker:

placebonacebo:

So my school is putting on a production of Macbeth and not enough guys tried out so instead of having a girl play male Macbeth, our direction said, “Fuck it, we’re doing Lesbian Macbeth”

This is the best possible solution.

I most heartily approve of this because it is awesome.


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today my professor told me
every cell in our entire body
is destroyed and replaced
every seven years.

how comforting it is to know
one day i will have a body
you will have never touched.

(Source: impactings)


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what's the heterosexual flag look like?

— Anonymous

lesbianvenom:

it usually looks something like this


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katniss-everbeans:

the-goddamazon:

atane:

I’ve been laughing at the #DuragHistoryWeek tag on twitter

"SCANDAL COMING ON EDITION"

STOP IT OMG LMFAOOOOOOO

JT outchea lookin like a reservoir tip tho


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(Source: american-radical)


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fawns-and-bees:

STOP TALKING TO ACTORS ABOUT FANFICTION

STOP TALKING TO ACTORS ABOUT FANFICTION

STOP TALKING TO ACTORS ABOUT FANFICTION


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littlepersistentkid:

captainlitebrite:

(Source: mjolnr)


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quarrterquels:

When you do better than everyone else on a test

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